MISM · St. George · Golf Trip
A golf trip requiring more governance than a small country.
“Five friends. Four reserved golf spots. Two free houses. One accountability pie chart.”
The real stuff. Read this part. Items marked “reconfirm” are not jokes.
Roster: 5 friends, 4 reserved spots — confirm who’s playing.
Five people are in the thread. Golf reservations are for four players. Math has been consulted.Agreed direction; departure time & transport unconfirmed.
Scott posted the booking: four players, $312 total.
Matt says booked. Proposed 11:15 a.m.; reconfirm final time.
Seth’s confirmation; the Nov 4 exchange reconfirms nine.
⚑ Cancellation requires ≥48 hours’ notice. That works out to around Thursday 8:54 a.m., which is fourteen minutes after the Sky Mountain tee time.
Leave after lunch for Sunday commitments.
Final call pending confirmation. The discussion moved toward the condo. The poll had other ideas; see Incident 04.
PendingTitles were self-assigned, assigned by others, or found lying in the group chat. Tap the black bars. We can’t stop you.
AssessmentHas deployed an enterprise automation stack so that four golfers can play nine holes.
AssessmentRequested organizational documents. This briefing is the response. He may not have meant this many.
AssessmentThe most useful man in the thread and the most prosecuted. These facts are related.
AssessmentMade one kind phone call and has been doing foreign policy ever since.
AssessmentHolds no executive power. Has the ballot box anyway.
Five dossiers. Four reserved spots. This annex exists so nobody can say they weren’t told.
Blame, rendered to scale. All percentages are invented for comedy and were reached without a quorum.
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Percentages are fictional and for comedy. Sliders renormalize to 100% because the Committee does not do partial blame. Disputes are not actually sent anywhere. Nothing on this page phones home.
When the group needed tee times, the Chief Automation Officer did not call the pro shop. He requested the list and stood up bots. The bots returned answers. Their reliability remains under review by their own operator.
What’s our list and I will put a bot on itSeth Weinheimer, CAO
I don’t know if it’s lying or notSeth Weinheimer, on the bots
Three courses. Three different people did the booking. No central authority, but it got done. Requisition slips follow.
Saturday’s hole count has come up again and again. Each time the group reaches a settlement, and each time somebody files an appeal. Here is the decision history, as best the clerks could piece it together.
Saturday hole count: 9. Subject to another group discussion.
Sand Hollow · The Links · 8:54 a.m.I’ll check with my secretary.
The group had two free places to stay, and that turned out to be harder than having one. The poll returned a decisive result. Then the discussion moved toward the condo anyway.
Scott you can't vote for both.
I wish we didn't have the option lol. It was more simple with one free house.
Respect the results of the poll.
The grandparents’ house came with conditions the group found alarming: say hello to people, and behave normally. Negotiations stalled when Jordan asked whether candy could be thrown on the floor.
Not being able to chuck nerds ropes on the carpet is potentially a deal breaker for me.Scott Chambers, Commissioner of Accountability
So now we must live with decorum and shaking handsJake Wagstaff, Secretary of Decorum
Lodging has since moved toward the condo. The index stays in effect in case the grandparents’ house comes back up, or in case anyone wants to behave regardless.
A 3 p.m. Saturday tee time in November ran into the sun’s schedule.
ST. GEORGE: A delegation of planners reportedly found that the sun goes down in the late afternoon in November. The discovery came while they were looking at a 3 p.m. Saturday tee time at Sky Mountain.
“I didn't think about the implications of a late tee time on Saturday,” said Scott Chambers, the Commissioner of Accountability. The schedule has since changed. Saturday is now nine holes at Sand Hollow, 8:54 a.m., with daylight to spare.
Correction desk: nobody has verified that the old Saturday 3 p.m. Sky Mountain reservation was canceled. Scott: confirm the old Saturday booking is canceled.
The things that actually decide whether this trip goes well.
We do need snacks or we get crankyJake Wagstaff
Haha probably not. Nobody wants that 😂Jordan Widdison, on bringing his sax
Status: Unconfirmed Saxophone Entertainment remains unconfirmed. Refunds will be issued to nobody, since nobody bought a ticket.
If BYU loses, this trip may have to be the pick-me-up of the year. The group may watch the Baylor game from the car or the course. Kickoff time isn’t listed here, so check a real schedule.
Your objection has been forwarded to the person you blamed.(Not really. Nothing was sent. The Committee keeps no records.)